Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

Peanut Butter Jelly Bomb

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!

Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.

Hey bartender, let me get a peanut butter jelly bomb...ASAP!

by Gray Devio February 7, 2020

Gookie Butter

Is 5

Gookie butter is 5

by berkadog123 June 11, 2022

Peamutt butter

Specially made dog friendly peanut butter for doing the peanut butter wonder

Dave spread the peamutt butter all over his penis before getting his dog Dan to lick it off.

by Mutt butt December 11, 2024

Butter

Heart attack.

"I love butter"

by Nimigneb September 13, 2021

butter knee

knees with fat on them that makes them look like melted butter; weird ass knees; fat knees

hey look at that girl's butter knee

by Winnielooplop August 4, 2017

Lung Butter

The mucus you cough up - usually in the morning after smoking excessivly the night before.

Good morning darling... Yikes! That's some serious lung butter you just coughed up.

by ChewingGin August 3, 2023