Wayne Messmer

Forcefully shooting ejaculation in the back of one's throat.

She loves when I give her a Wayne Messmer because she knows she gave a great blowie.

by ktdawg727 September 26, 2018

The Jeff and Wayne

Two guys that like tag team action.

Only dirty girls like the Jeff and Wayne.

by Dizzmo December 1, 2016

wayne grensky

best hockey player of all time

wayne grensky: hi how are u
person: omg is it u wayne grensky can i have ur autograph
wayne grensky: yea sure

by ufyhuoh7t5riyiy0978 January 20, 2020

Phat wayne

A really fuckin good flog/ wank

I just had a phat wayne

by Phatwayne October 16, 2018

Wayne Float

Cocktail consisting of 2 (two) parts Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka -OR- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka (or comparable), 1 (one) part Peach Schnapps -OR- Orange Curacao (drinker's choice) and lemonade on the rocks in a 16 ounce (shaker) glass. (Not to be confused with a John Daly or an Arnold Palmer.)

I tried a new cocktail last night called the Wayne Float. It was kind of like an Arnold Palmer or John Daly, but less polo shirt, plaid pants & white golf shoes-ey.

by Echomanzulu December 26, 2011

jah-wayne

a response to anything chill or chaz

what u up too?
smoking herb.
jah-wayne!

by bruuha February 22, 2011

Wayne Couzens

The world's worst police officer. Even worse than Derek Chauvin. He was a London Metropolitan police officer. He was found guilty of kidnap, rape and murder after using his police issued warrant card to deceive an innocent woman and fake arresting her for a lockdown breach. He was handed a whole-life order meaning that he will die in prison and he will never be considered for release in his whole life due to the fact that he betrayed the public by using his role as a police officer to carry out his atrocious set of crimes.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear the national news about how Wayne Couzens got a whole-life order?
Person 2: Yeah, moronic piece of crap! Bet he'll be out in 20 years though and spend the rest of his life on licence.
Person 1: No, this whole-life order means that he can never be considered for release meaning he'll die in prison.
Person 2: Really? Hell yeah screw that little scumbag! Can't wait to watch him rot away in hell!

by Justice1237 November 27, 2021