max

The creator of the website www.ytmnd.com (You're the Man Now, Dog!). The ytmnd users are psychotically loyal to max and many claim to be willing to sacrifice life and limb for him.

Those ytmnd users treat a war against a max-hater like a fucking jihad.

by ebaumsworldsucks August 10, 2006

Max

A fat person to can't wait to fuck his sister.

My name is max I can't wait to go home from school so I can fuck my sister.

by Nigerian niggers on a Friday December 24, 2016

Max

Whore

Don't be such a Max..

by IHadTo. March 23, 2013

Max

Max is a fuckboi

Max your a fuckboi

by Wadlewadle August 14, 2016

Max

Compulsive liar, tries to make girls jealous, Low life people have this name> This name should stay a dogs name. Usually cute from behind but totally not in the front. Jerk.

OMG Have you talked to max lately?
No, gag me with a frickin spoon!!!!!!

by moomoos August 22, 2008

max

A person who thinks they're gangster, yet they fail to amuse people, rather they anger people to the point that they are rejected by everyone, including their parents. Generally try to impress chicks, yet fail. However, they claim to have a girlfriend in a distant place. They are noted for their huge lips and naturally spitting on you when they speak.

Look at him, hes such a max.

by LOLOLUMAD August 25, 2009

Max

A really nerdy douche bag that has a small penis.

Girl: Ew, who's that fag?

Me: Idk, but by the looks of his pants, he must have a really small penis.

Girl: Hmm; I think his name is Max, I heard he was a total nerd.

Me: Ew, nerds.

Girl: Haha :D

by Piggy-Ann April 28, 2009