shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

Phantom shitter

Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?

Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.

Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!

Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

Vacuum Shitter

1.The shittiest vacuum cleaner of them all.
2. A pretty shitty vacuum cleaner.

Jobe: " Dude you have a shitty Vacuum cleaner."
Old Gregg: "Yep, it sure is a Vacuum Shitter."

by Jeffersone Clasperfish July 25, 2010

pant shitter

See pant crapping. One who defecates in his pants, due to loss of voluntary bowel control, often secondary to overwhelming emotions (stress, fear, anxiety, elation).

GW Bush is a chronic pantshitter.

by DesiDog May 9, 2005

Party Shitter

Someone who acts very pissed off and bitchy at a party, not wanting to drink, dance, or generally have fun. They will try to bring down the mood of the entire party with their debbie downer attitude. An extreme version of the party-pooper; most often girls who are pms-ing and/or who have hurt their shoulder.

Party-going friend: "Liz, you aren't a party pooper. You are a PARTY SHITTER"
Party shitter: "Guys, my shoulder hurts..."

by Cari<3 December 25, 2008

gritter [shitter]

A person who has a crap and leaves grit like objects in the bowl that will not flush away, normally caused from having eaten fish bits with chips, after consuming loads of real ale.

Bob - he's a "gritter shitter"

by solxdi91 December 15, 2008

Shitter Net

Shitter Net: A term used when getting unexpected results while online.
2- What you call the internet when it's running slow.

Fred: Man I've been try upload these photo's to my new website. And it's moving real slow?

Larry: That's why they call it the Shitter Net
Susan: Why I am getting all these pop ads when I am line?
Gary: That's the Shitter Net for you.

by v83image February 14, 2012