Professional Nobody

Something narcissists will often call themselves when they try to pander to their audience.

"Hi I'm Catelyn and I'm a professional nobody! Follow me on instagram"

Person 1: "You make me sick. Have some humility"

by bscaller September 23, 2019

Professional Humaning

(verb) Being a Professional Human.

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

Professionals

The people that scream 10 times louder and complain about a game when something looks too strong but it is clearly fair.

These "Professionals" are really loud about that thing that's clearly fair.

by M4RIO31240 January 17, 2022

Professional dumbass

Electroboom

Electroboom: I'm what you call a professional dumbass

by TheDeadInside June 20, 2024

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

Professional

Some crazy ass Nigga who doxxed me

Professional is his own government

by Skylar P Berwart April 9, 2025

professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog

Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker

by Ass man719 August 27, 2022