Tolstoy's Snowball

An entity that will survive longer if attacked than if left alone. Reference to Tolstoy's comment in War and Peace that a snowball will stick together as it melts on a stove when it would fall apart if left alone. Lesser known cousin of Chekov's Gun.

Bro #1: Bro, do you want to prank our rival team before the big game?
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.

Bro #1: That's wise bro.

by Crazy cow May 9, 2025

SNOWBALLS

A dude who after he cums in his gfs mouth

Takes the load back from her by having her spit it back in his mouth the swallowing it .

Yo I knew that dude was from south jersey when my girl told me she used to give him snowballs

by Ghettoking215 June 26, 2019

indoor snowball

A cup filled with hard boiled eggs that are eaten whilst playing Rollerblade Racer on an NES

Hey Jean, pass the cup of "indoor snowballs" I'm hungry

by Throw your Shoe March 20, 2014

Alabama Snowball Fight

When at least 2 or more men start jerking off, in an attempt to be the first person to sling cum onto another person.

Hey there Craig, Pull your cock out. We're bout to have an Alabama Snowball Fight.

by Tyrone Biggums Sr January 22, 2025

melted snowball

Ejaculation into the ear cavity.

“Dude I hooked up windy Rob’s girl and gave her a melted snowball”

by Bigblakk February 1, 2021

Snowball Quesadilla

When a Caucasian(Snow Bunny) male slathers his testicles with topical analgesic (preferably icy hot) and urges it through the crevasse of a latino mans buttocks (the quesadilla) creating a soon to be not so cooling sensation that later becomes a fierce burning nightmare ,summing up both parties in the end.

When preformed with anyone of asian heritage it becomes a Tiger Balm

The Border patrol guard was enveloped in dusty mystery of what would soon unfold from the detention centers kitchen after last nights Snowball Quesadilla debuted on the secret menu .

by Dewie Decimale January 29, 2018

Italian Snowball fight

When two Italian friend dip their testicles in baby powder and proceed to double penetrate someone making their nuts clap coating them in powder. Then creamfill them like a cannoli.

Yesterday John helped me out. We took Jess out back and had an Italian snowball fight.

by Hydro jet August 10, 2025