Sausage Garage

Noun.

Any accepting orifice of a woman in her prime. aka Couger Cooch

Dude, last night I totally parked my Meat-cedes in your Mom's Sausage Garage.

by Dr. FragrantKitty July 22, 2010

sausage kiss

When two people kiss with German sausage in their mouths

I want to sausage kiss you so bad let’s go get the schnitzel and make out

by FranticApe222 April 08, 2022

MerBear Sausage

A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.

What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.

by Drobs December 21, 2010

sausage effect

When a man wears his belt too tight, creating the appearance of links of sausage.

You need to loosen your belt. You have the sausage effect going on.

by Kara J May 15, 2016

Nipple sausage

Nipple sausage occurs when you fondle a woman's breasts and her nipples become hard like mini sausages.

She whispered into my ear nipple sausage me...so I played with them until the nipple sausage sizzled.

by P bear delite December 30, 2016

Sausage dumpster

A lady that has her box stuffed with dirty man parts.

Did you see all them dirty dicks sheena took last weeekend? That bitch is such a sausage dumpster.

by dudeporker October 17, 2015

Canadian sausage

When a man sticks his or her dick into another dick

“Yeah bro lets go do some Canadian sausage in the bathroom”

by SLAV Brew March 02, 2020