A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.
by EveningRat September 7, 2020
Get the Morning Rosemug. Flower sold in bar by a traveling, strung out gypsy type female who looks like sleep has not graced her face for days. The rose comes in multiple colors, and sometimes even plastic light up versions are available (happy day!). Depending on the level of intoxication of the customer and the scarcity of the flower they may cost anywhere from $3-$20 USD. This particular flower thrives on cigarette smoke and alcohol, and once removed from the bar environment quickly loses its' luster and wilts into death.
These roses are purchased by highly intoxicated males attempting to score points with a lucky (or unlucky) lady. There exists a belief in the male bar culture that once a female receives this flower her panties will automatically drop. This may or may not be true.
These roses are purchased by highly intoxicated males attempting to score points with a lucky (or unlucky) lady. There exists a belief in the male bar culture that once a female receives this flower her panties will automatically drop. This may or may not be true.
Male 1:
Hey John, check out that hot chick. You think if I buy her a bar rose she will talk to me?
Male 2:
It's a sure thing. If it didn't work, then why would that gypsy chick even sell them to us?
Male 1:
Of course!
Hey John, check out that hot chick. You think if I buy her a bar rose she will talk to me?
Male 2:
It's a sure thing. If it didn't work, then why would that gypsy chick even sell them to us?
Male 1:
Of course!
by conscious automata November 15, 2012
Get the Bar Rosemug. The author of Blooms of Youth.
Personally I think his best work wasn't in hs first book, look up his website to read some of his work.
Personally I think his best work wasn't in hs first book, look up his website to read some of his work.
by Wilbur-_- April 12, 2005
Get the lotus rosemug. A cute, bubbly, pretty and hyperactive girl who loves cats too much. Although she is timid and introverted (due to her mental health) she can be very very fun at times. Just make sure to never hurt her or you’ll be ignored for a few days (even hours) before she forgets why she’s mad at you, she’s one of the kindest people ever and hardly judges others, such a pure soul.
Person 1: Have you seen that cute girl with those cats over there?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that’s Tegan Rose.
Person 1: Ooh, I want to be her friend!
Person 2: Oh yeah, that’s Tegan Rose.
Person 1: Ooh, I want to be her friend!
by meowgical✨ December 28, 2018
Get the Tegan Rosemug. An east coast hippie bohemian dancer noted for being seen at shows all over America. She is a scarf dancer and artist know for Grateful Dead concert dancing
by Strangerthanscience November 18, 2017
Get the Cyria rosemug. by ICANTSPEAKSPANISHFORCRAP October 17, 2011
Get the Alene Rosemug. A spiritual girl. Who's name means many things. She is kind hearted, a soak seeking, courageous young lady. Is often mistaken as a slut or a loner. But really is just regular girl. She can light up anyone's world with her smile. She can be boy crazy but that's just her nature. She sometimes doesn't know when to stop talking. Most call her brittney for short. But brittney-rose is a special name. With her brown hair a bright blues as blue as diamonds, she is truly a beautiful human creation.
by sweetheart143 December 27, 2013
Get the brittney-rosemug.