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Professionally Obnoxious

This term is used when a person is just obnoxious enough to still be acceptable in a professional environment.
Rick got so much done. He is professionally Obnoxious but remains professionally acceptable. He did get a lot done though.
by Rick-Emperor February 9, 2023
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professional-incompetence

Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.

Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent
It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.

Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 8, 2018
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Professional Wrestling

A highly physical and choreographed form of professional LARPing.
The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!
by DuckDB February 23, 2021
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Professional ranter

A person who rants about something professionally.
The Nerd character from the James Rolfe's AVGN webseries is a good example of a professional ranter
by Ryan900USAYT February 5, 2023
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conscious professional

Conscious professionals are people who actively engage with the environment and community around them: working towards reducing their environmental impact on the world by making choices based on good reason and research (i.e.mostly vegan, buy local, don't waste water, avoid single-use plastic); they are open-minded and accepting of all sexes, races and cultures and take action to break down social barriers and unjust norms. While building successful careers for themselves, they are not driven purely by monetary success, but rather success in the multitude of aspects that define life as a human on this earth (including, but not exclusive to: self-growth, inner-peace, strong interpersonal relationships, connecting with nature).
"They make ecobricks at home - that's so conscious professional! "
"The house of the conscious professionals" (a group of conscious professionals living together)
"I'm a conscious professional"
by sindiswa August 28, 2018
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Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless
by Big left hand November 20, 2020
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Professional Humor

The conception of making textual jokes, absurdity, or (with) comedy intents while reserving formal appearance due to unprofessional-free restrictions, regulations, or limitations.

So humor exists commonly in severely regulated online games and groups.
Hey, would you mind giving me a change of ten?

A person with professional humor: You are not to ask your superiors for anything, hue.
by AAAyes October 29, 2022
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