Mach

Mach is the measurement according to the speed of light. In 2018, studies showed that 90% of teens learned the word from 'The Flash' and the other 9.7% learned it from the classic "Yo momma so fat her stomach grows at the rate of mach 4. The last .2% can't do math. The word is commonly used as a replacement from the term 'Light-o-meters' because the prhase upset the military task force in charge of greeting the Light side.

I" believe you can't even run a mach, Caitlyn." "Well sucks for you Barry she doesn't have super speed!"

by K8isGr8M8 August 7, 2017

Macchan

Macchan is the cutest person on Earth you can meet. But she's a big tsundere so she won't even admit it.

Plus they like to steal blankets.

Wow, Macchan is really cute today.

It's because she's a Macchan.

by Al-Shou October 23, 2017

macchiavello

sucks his own weiner

OMG! HES MACCHIAVELLO-ing RN

by GHERHADFTHRBDHB May 6, 2018

mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

Mache

Dobro pichence

Macheno bara kur

by Gramada October 8, 2018

Machaela

Midget girl that likes to obsess about her ex’s, losses most friends from being a snake.Pretty girl but likes to hurt peoples feeling it makes her petty mind feel more important.

Person1:OMG have u seen machaela today.
Person2:Ye she’s getting with with her ex’s best friend

by Han Jones April 15, 2019

Machaia

The nicest girl/boy you will ever meet. Treat her/him right and don’t misuse them

Machaia is so nice

by Mari h September 27, 2019