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Kyle

A man child who’s blood is made of Red Bull and has to repeatedly tell people that he “Doesn’t have anger issues”.
Kyle isn’t like the other boys....Kyle is special
by Bronson Savage May 27, 2020
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Kyle

Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family
That guy Kyle is nothing like the internet says he would be.
by Mr retard man October 2, 2019
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Kyle

The purest form of evil; those who are bird sympathizers.
The kyles are plotting against us.
by KyleVogel January 18, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle knows what’s really going on in the world. He’s a smartass most of the time but can be genuine when it counts. If you have a friend like Kyle you probably have the same views as him. An evil ginger -like all gingers- if you get on his bad side. Kyle is fun loving and always learning something new. If you know a Kyle you know they love to fly drones and sing to old rock songs about life in its truest light.
Friend “did you know…”
Kyle “yeah I watched an entire documentary on it last night! 🤠
by That Small Town Girl November 27, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle is the son of a Karen
Non racist: stop actin like a fuckin Kyle

Racist: wtf is a Kyle
Non racist: the son of a Karen asshole
by Kuzcooo July 11, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is the guy of your dreams. He is kind, funny, is the life of the party, and a very hot guy. Kyle’s are mostly country boys. He is very strong and has a nice body. He will be the person you will want to go to if you need someone to talk to. He is the nicest guy you will meet but he also has a very good personality. He can be super funny and very sensitive. If you are talking to a Kyle make sure you don’t slip up or he will drift away.
Person 1: Did you see that hot guy Kyle at the party last night?
Person 2: Yes he looks super funny and he can party! He has nice muscles too!
by Teaiama November 24, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is a male that most likely is blonde, drinks Monster and replies with the driest comments and phrases like “oof” and “tuff”
Jessie: I just stapled my finger to a desk!
Callie: OH NO ARE YOU OKAY?!?
Kyle: oof, that’s tuff.
by yourdadandyourmom November 10, 2019
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