Funky (as in the smell of a man’s two day old rank underwear) and gnarge (slang form of gnarly – something gnarled that grates.)
Whoa - there’s quite a bit of funk-gnarge going on. These eejits haven’t cleaned their Sam Adams tap in weeks. This pour is ridiculous.
by jpsully June 10, 2012
The smell of an obese persons sweatpants or belly midsummer that hasn't had the folds or buttoned serviced"
Did you smell the guy at Walmart with stretchy jeans riding his Raskal.....that was definitely some world class funk belly!
by ranoverray May 12, 2015
by Rooker156 November 03, 2003
by John1969 May 08, 2008
a phrase where you would like to use a more explicit word, yet for whatever reason, you feel it is not the situation, it is against your religion, or you are just making a vain attempt to be funny, where you then realize you cannot, because the only person who can use this phrase to make you laugh is Connor Morgan!
by C-Mor March 31, 2005
A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.
Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"
Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"
Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"
by mockyeah October 28, 2009
That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.
think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.
by Arin Jessup May 06, 2007