the act of farting into a turkey baster and then proceeding to squeeze that said fart into an unsuspecting persons
Steve: Last thanksgiving my father prepared the turkey. While I was making the stuffing my father perfomed a butter cup blaster on me, which unfortunately led to my demise.
Andy: Sucks to be you man.
Andy: Sucks to be you man.
by El Smockito December 31, 2009
To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)
by Hupman December 27, 2011
by ch4drock December 14, 2006
It's when you keep a gun in the glove compartment and it randomly goes off and shoots your cock off!!
I just witnessed a nigger shit kkk blaster.
by Jack nigha12 November 25, 2020
To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.
by Jynx Partinal July 14, 2006
by BLAHBLAHBLAH12345qwerty August 24, 2011
When a girl vigorously shakes her breasts at least 3 times after a tit fuck and your cum starts shooting around the room.
Oh man, she gave me a triple jiggle woppa woppa blaster 3000 because I finished early. Now I have to shower
by Brief Velkoz May 17, 2019