Weak Mike

A male in early adulthood who exhibits any the following effeminate behaviors: drinks Zima, watches the Lifetime channel, whines about how mean people are or how cruel the world is, drinks low-fat milk, and gossips about others.

Origin: This definition was inspired by a kid named Mike who once lived in Newbrunswick, NJ while attending Rutgers. He soon realized he was too soft to live in Jersey and subsequently moved to San Francisco, CA

David: Hey Matt! Quit drinking that damn Zima, you Weak Mike. Drink a beer like a real man.

Matt: You're so mean.

by Daniel McClould June 13, 2009

Mike He

Offical name: Jun Xiang He. Born in Taiwan, is an actor and model. He was in Taiwainese shows such as Devil Beside You, Marry Me and Love Contract (among others- availible on youtube). A very, very beauitful male. Search him on google images.

Mike He was so hot in Devil Beside You. I want to lick his body.

by Rileym8 January 18, 2009

Mike Inez

One of the BEST bass guitarists of all time, who has collaborated with hard rock acts such as Ozzy Osbourne, Slash's Snakepit, Black Label Society, Heart & is most famous for grunge group Alice In Chains.

Mike Inez has AMAZING hair!!!

by jackie000 March 14, 2009

Mike Shinoda

Mike Shinoda is one of the vocalist, emcee of the succesful rock band Linkin PArk. He was born on February 11th, 1977, and he is Aquarius.Although he is from California, his parents and grandparents are from Japan.He also has a brother named Jason. He is a very talented musician and graphic designer,(he made the cover of the Hybrid Theory cd). He is a very good looking man, dark hair, deep voice, exotic eyes,tall and well built, nice, very funny, and he loves his fans.He married Anna Lovejoy on 2003. On november 22nd he released a solo project, called The Rising Tied- Fort Minor. In short, Mike is really cool.

Mike Shinoda is cool

by angie0007 July 27, 2006

mike krol

Oh, so you just decided to look up Mike Krol on urban dictionary? Well Mike Krol is a garage band that is very good. Calling someone a Mike Krol is a compliment to most meaning you are a man that really understands the twenty-first century.

Kid 1: *says some sort of deep thought*
Kid 2: "Wow you're a real Mike Krol!"

by GlitchNemesis June 10, 2017

Mike Russell

A gay guy who watches anime, talks to 50 year old Egyptian men, and denies his sexuality

"Did you see Mike Russell's arms?"

by PoopFaceBomb May 26, 2017

Mike Starr

Bass guitarist for Alice In Chains until 1993. Is in Facelift, Sap, and Dirt, and Music Box.

Died in 2011 from an overdose.

RIP Layne Staley and Mike Starr.

"Mike Starr is a great bassist. Try listening to Would, the bass is gnarly in that song."

by Weshoujo August 8, 2019