cryomasturbation therapy

the therapy you go through if you have toe cancer

riley josh has to undergo cryomasturbation therapy

by confuepanda May 8, 2023

Therapy Dave

Who is "Therapy Dave?"

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

clit therapy

When the male genitalia head taps on a female's clit causing her to become more aroused and ready for action.

You have to give her a little clit therapy before you start pounding.

by DrFeelGoodPhD July 27, 2023

Therapy

The new religion, which enlists the unskilled manipulative egomaniac to its profession. Only unlike religion it doesn't make you choose between communism or capitalism, it just steals your soul instead of getting you to sell it or give it away.

Like law or religion is a baseless argument which twists everything to its own authority. What are normal ape personas, attitudes, and logical reasoning are made into disorders.

See Also: ODD, ADHD, Autism

Has therapy made you a better person?

by WGstyles July 28, 2023

Therapy

A corrupt practice that does nothing but placate the masses with a sordid past that's filled with malpractice and malfeasance.

Hym "Therapy serves no purpose other than to try to convince people to prioritize being 'people,' being the abstract phantom, over being 'the self.' The inevitable outcome of therapy is just more therapy."

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.

by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024

Goontroconvulsive Therapy

Goontroconvulsive therapy or goontroshock therapy is a psychiatric treatment where goontosis is metaphysically induced by flashing terabytes of adult film content through a brain computer interface all in a moments time sending them into a seizure like state. The device contains a chip and electrode arrays of more than 1,000 superthin, flexible conductors that can transfer however much data you want in mere seconds.

I heard Jeremy went and got some goontroconvulsive therapy work done. I don’t notice much of a difference in his personality or anything strange, although he does seem slightly happier. I ought’ to try it sometime Tom... You’ve heard of goontroconvulsive therapy, have you not?

by GalaxySniffer420 February 20, 2024