Milking the cow

During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out

Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up

by GamerBruhMomemnt December 1, 2020

Milking the cow

A male is on all fours while a women is pulling his erect panic like milking a cow all the while a cup is under the mans dick some when he nuts in to the cup the women then proceeds to drink it

Last night my girl was Milking the cow so hard

by Man baby 2224 December 9, 2020

Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.

I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.

by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025

themilkyspirit_

a spam page who was eating the spam girlies up until he disabled (a tragic day) he was really funny and nice and a GREAT editor despite what most people say

omg themilkyspirit_ disabled, what are we going to do now

by Fruity.slurpee June 24, 2021

TheMilkyFinishers

A Streamer who is obsessed with The Legend of Zelda Games.

I follow TheMilkyFinishers.

by RainbowKappa March 2, 2021

themilkymoosh

A strange, fruity harry styles fan who has a stupidly funny sense of humor. Usually about balls and your mom.

Oh yea themilkymoosh is my best friend their only 4 feet tall though, I misplace them a lot.

by ghost..gore November 2, 2021