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Banquet experience

Large scale male on male bukkake. More exclusive males who are inexperienced with slender women and gravitate towards larger women built like a tonka truck.
Cody -I think im gonna go to this banquet experience called Thirsty Bears.

Bros - Sick
by ToneLocdaKoldest February 17, 2017
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Illegal experiments

Hmm... That's weird... What could she possibly have meant by that?

Hym "EXACT same story but 'Serves my God' and, therefore, is allowed to reap the benefits of his own productivity. And you don't have any power here either dumb-shit. How does that not apply to you as well? Neither does God. Your bible is horseshit and hasn't helped anyone and THAT'S CLEARLY WHAT THIS IS. THAT'S the point of the weaponized schizophrenia. Compelling people to turn to God so you aren't expected to help anyone. People are forced to just resign themselves to their fate. AND I SAID THAT EARLIER. I followed the kinetic through-line straight to Jesus and uncovered the source of weaponized schizophrenia. Cooperative non-association and shunning. Regardless of the circumstances. Because if you blame the circumstances, it's God's fault. Nothing can ever be God's fault. It could drown us all in a flood and it still wouldn't be responsible for the act of literal genocide it committed. No. It's that YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO the thing I AM FAULTED FOR NOT DOING.
I don't care about the perpetrators against me enough, therefore, they/you are justified in the imposition of schizophrenia. You're all fucking garbage for that. You have to (on some level) know that, right? And what do you prove by doing it? Nothing. I haven't grown or learned anything from this other than why people would walk into a school and murder a bunch of kids. This is it. You ask yourself 'Why wouldn't anyone do something like that!?' This is probably in the ball park of reason number 6-8 (The goldilocks zone of reasons to shoot up a place). Probably not the number 1 reason to do it but it's top 10 at least. Number 1 is probably molestation cover up. Like, if you get molested and they cover it up, you come back years later and *KAKAKAKAKAKAKA!* Maybe I'll do a list later for top 10 reasons to shoot up a school. I actually think genuine insanity is probably lower on the list. Like 9 maybe? Now that I think about it... Yeah... I'm going to do a list."

Iam "Hey, what'd she mean by illegal experiments?"

Hym "Huh? I donno."
by Hym Iam September 1, 2023
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Lived experience

And you hyper-fixate on it because you (to some extent) don't have an articulated or particularized self. How much of you actually identity is tied up in locality? "I went to this school and did this job." And I know how it's supposed to work. I'm supposed to infer from that based on the quality of the school and your occupation and I'm supposed to allow THAT INFERENCE to lend credence to the things you say or do... But it doesn't. Those are coordinates. That doesn't mean anything to anyone who isn't willing to pretend with you.
Hym "And my lived experience is more unique than yours. Imposed schizophrenia... Publicly embarrassed a mainstream intellectual... Pretty sure I started a labor movement. The auto worker guy quoted me except he replaced 'Retard' with 'Asshole.' So, you're welcome for that. I'm like an executive producer with an immaculate track-record. And what have you actually done? Nothing. You're contestant number 6# on a reality show and you know a guy."
by Hym Iam October 24, 2023
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Experience Gravity

The oldest game on Roblox (November 2006) that still has people playing it to this day.
Work At A Pizza Place: I am THE OG Roblox game.
Experience Gravity: Hold my beer.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 11, 2021
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The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020
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Stanford Penis Experiment

It is the Stanford Prison Experiment but instead of prisoners and guards they are just naked and fucking insano fucker mode. like absolutely sloppy sex. in the butt. fuckers and fuckees just going to town
Zanny: Why are you crying during sex?
Dach: I can’t stop thinking about the Stanford Penis Experiment it breaks my heart 💔
by peniscockman December 18, 2023
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Bad experience

Someone who didn’t have a good time some where that can fill them with stress, fear, panic, regret, and queasy.
“Hey Liam I had a bad experience with a washing machine” “I am so sorry
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