Dog

An animal that often is used as a pet that likes farting in your face when you sleep and pooping in your new flowers.

Anoying neibour: Who pooped on my lawn again!
Me: Oh yeah 😏 it was my dog

by Thecocoster January 7, 2022

Dogs

The BEST

Doggo, pup, pupper, doggie, doggle, woofle

Person: *walking their dogs*
Person2: I like ur dog. P cute.

by Umm hiiiiii May 28, 2019

dog

god backwards

dog is god backwards

by creamy joes' pickled chicken March 8, 2019

Dog

A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.

<guy 1: Hey man how you doin?
<guy 2: I just wished for a dog...
<guy 1: Damn.

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

dog

your new god

Example: dog is god

by ooaooaoaoaoao June 22, 2018

No dogs

Pertaining to someone who has no balls or dont get da ladies

My mans enzo has no dogs

by United States Federal Library January 6, 2021

dog

The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.

George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?

Little Sam : My dog...

George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !

Little Sam : Yeah? Where?

George : Uh... Far away.

Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?

George : Yes.

Little Sam : And my fish?

George : Yes...

Little Sam : And my diplodocus?

George : Also yeah...

Little Sam : And mom?

by Hi! I'm me. April 28, 2021