Siamese Shitters

When you and a friend take number 2 at the same time.

Friend: Yo dog.
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!

by Doomcake March 2, 2014

shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

Vacuum Shitter

1.The shittiest vacuum cleaner of them all.
2. A pretty shitty vacuum cleaner.

Jobe: " Dude you have a shitty Vacuum cleaner."
Old Gregg: "Yep, it sure is a Vacuum Shitter."

by Jeffersone Clasperfish July 25, 2010

pant shitter

See pant crapping. One who defecates in his pants, due to loss of voluntary bowel control, often secondary to overwhelming emotions (stress, fear, anxiety, elation).

GW Bush is a chronic pantshitter.

by DesiDog May 9, 2005

Party Shitter

Someone who acts very pissed off and bitchy at a party, not wanting to drink, dance, or generally have fun. They will try to bring down the mood of the entire party with their debbie downer attitude. An extreme version of the party-pooper; most often girls who are pms-ing and/or who have hurt their shoulder.

Party-going friend: "Liz, you aren't a party pooper. You are a PARTY SHITTER"
Party shitter: "Guys, my shoulder hurts..."

by Cari<3 December 25, 2008

Shitter Shield

During games such as Left4Dead2 there comes a time when hiding in a porta potty becomes a final option to staying alive longer. The shitter shield can provide both safety and relief from many infected attacks such as incoming cars, logs, and dumpster bins. If the shitter door remains intact you are protected from bile, acid spit, and many claw type attacks.

Holy shit guys the tank has a car incoming! Charles head for the Shitter Shield!

by H@v0c May 13, 2011

Shitter Net

Shitter Net: A term used when getting unexpected results while online.
2- What you call the internet when it's running slow.

Fred: Man I've been try upload these photo's to my new website. And it's moving real slow?

Larry: That's why they call it the Shitter Net
Susan: Why I am getting all these pop ads when I am line?
Gary: That's the Shitter Net for you.

by v83image February 14, 2012