Roof

A roof is a thing that protects jo bidden from getting sniped
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Jo: im alive the roof protect me
by Bb1p3 October 07, 2022
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Roof

Aussie slang popular with sports people: referring to a podgy stomach or belly, ie a roof over your abs
Cummo: “Gee, check out the roof on Stoino, someone had a good summer.”
Marcus: “BOYS! Been hitting the lamingtons hard.”
Zamps: “Fucken oath, how’s the roof on it”
by SeeYuhh8 September 04, 2022
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roof

A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.
Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"
by Juni.J November 06, 2019
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Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
by roofcanoe May 02, 2020
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Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
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Roof cummies

When your roof leaks and it lands on you
I was walking through my dining room and roof cummies fell on me!
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Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
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