clan leader: we are up against the Certified Public Assassins today, so make sure to cover each other.
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?
by Ann Marrie December 17, 2008
Get the Certified Public Assassinsmug. When someone, commonly named Joe, is desperate for a quick 15 minute stress reliever he will go anywhere to get the job done.
Public toilet wank (ptw)
Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.
Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw
Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.
Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw
by Hometown Hillary May 29, 2017
Get the public toilet wankmug. Public service announcment or PSA is a short animated or live action film used to tell an important announcment.
Dude 1:yo did you the public service announcement about drunk driving??
Dude 2: dafuck is public service announcement
Dude 2: dafuck is public service announcement
by Aemkayfellow May 25, 2022
Get the public service announcementmug. plural noun: Also known as PDP, Public Displays of Perfection can ecompass a variety of acts put on by people to show others how superior they are to those around them. PDP range from "My Child Is An Honor Student At Kiss-My-Ass-You-Know-I'm-Better-Than-You PreSchool" bumper stickers placed on outlandishly-expensive, over-sized gas-guzzling SUVs, to trophy wives with ridiculously giant breast implants, not-of-this-world-colored blond hair, thousand-dollar extensions, spray tans, and stick-figure-thin arms dripping with jewelry, the value of which equals the gross national product of some nations, strapped to the sides of men who they never would look twice at except for the fact that they own three homes, a yacht, and several race horses.
Public Displays of Perfection can also be as simple as a woman primping herself in her rearview mirror, tossing her hair around, and purposefully holding up traffic so everyone around her can take in how absolutely gorgeous both she, her vehicle, and her yappy little lap dog are.
Men are known to succumb to PDP even without trophy wives. This usually happens in places such as gyms or other venues where groups of men gather and find themselves shamelessly flexing and posing as though they are about to be crowned the next Mr. Universe.
Men seem to use expensive sports cars for their Public Displays of Perfection, not realizing that women could give a fuck what they drive and actually find these PDP quite juvenile.
Public Displays of Perfection can also be as simple as a woman primping herself in her rearview mirror, tossing her hair around, and purposefully holding up traffic so everyone around her can take in how absolutely gorgeous both she, her vehicle, and her yappy little lap dog are.
Men are known to succumb to PDP even without trophy wives. This usually happens in places such as gyms or other venues where groups of men gather and find themselves shamelessly flexing and posing as though they are about to be crowned the next Mr. Universe.
Men seem to use expensive sports cars for their Public Displays of Perfection, not realizing that women could give a fuck what they drive and actually find these PDP quite juvenile.
Did you see that guy with the Corvette and the chick with the boob job? What a couple sad Public Displays of Perfection!
by SopranoNurse March 2, 2011
Get the Public Displays of Perfectionmug. When one is to begin whacking it and join a zoom meeting with your camera set to automatically be on. Try to finish before you join.
by victorcharlieinthefield January 27, 2021
Get the public execution jerkmug. The home of up coming Eshay drug dealers your mum jokes Hanball and basketball right next to the goody two shoes catholic school Saint joseph’s oh yeah lots of kids with i’m not mono browse
Student one: hey bro you wanna fucking play Hamble
Student two: no fuck you i fucked your mum
Gips a place with girls with mono brows
Glen Innes public school
Student two: no fuck you i fucked your mum
Gips a place with girls with mono brows
Glen Innes public school
by Gay from glen innes a shithole July 28, 2021
Get the Glen Innes publicmug. A school in a rich suburb where the kids are either eshays, special needs kids, tiktokers, gossip girls, or epic memers.
btw look up "mpskids"
btw look up "mpskids"
by TheOrangePigeon March 24, 2020
Get the Mosman Public Schoolmug.