nika pormohammed

Nika is a sexy beast who has the dream to be a stunning model, and just because she may have a birth mark on her face, doesn’t mean it will stop her from having her dream!

Wow who’s that?
Nika, Nika Pormohammed😍😍

by Skinnythicclegend April 11, 2019

Porkor

God of Pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Machine God Loki

"Porkor is going to be so pleased with this BLT i'm eating for him."

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

Poomonkey

A nickname derived from a shroom and boosh filled afternoon. Can be shortened to "poomunks."

Person one: "Alright poomonkey?"
Person two: "I need a poo!"

by dumpypea July 30, 2009

Porno Finger

It's the smell you have on your finger after a torrid night of sex, with or without multiple partners, that you just cannot identify what or where your finger has been. Also known as P Finger.

After a debauchery filled night, I woke up with the worst porno finger EVER!

by Biiggs March 28, 2011

pornobabbling

A simplistic speech pattern, used as foreplay, which occurs as a direct result of blood being diverted from brain to penis; rendering the male brain relatively useless in devising a charming and innovative monologue as a means of getting into a woman's pants.

As soon as Janice said, "Let's go back to my place," Bob started pornobabbling about "buttering her muffin" and ruined her mood.

by the honest tooth January 7, 2011

Porno parody

A parody of something, usually popular at the time of the porno parody's release, with fucking. Usually manages to be simultaneously unfunny, horribly produced, and horrifying. On the plus side, some of The Cinema Snob's funnier episodes focus on porno parodies.

Beavis and Butthead got a porno parody, "Beaver and Buttface".

"What's it gonna be, 90 minutes of chuckling and cornholing with a lighter fetish?" -The Cinema Snob commenting on the above

by Thunderchin October 16, 2014

porco fumo

Porco fumo is a slang used by italiano people that means "fuck smoke". This expression was invented by a 15 years old teenager based in Turin ti avoid blasphemy.

Porco fumo raga! Che caldo!
Porco fumo, me ne sono fatta una ieri!

by ItalianMan69 November 23, 2021