When you're so sleep deprived you feel high/drunk. This may or may not only apply to people who are Bipolar.
I've been awake for 4 days straight, I'm so drunk in the funk, just laying on the floor laughing hysterically. I can see through time.
by SsaladFingers April 25, 2016

When your boyfriend or girlfriend scratches their ass and the residual skin shavings fall off they are known as booty funk
Last night while laying with Nicole in bed, she had an itch on her butt and scratched it and got her booty funk all over my bed.
by Not Skell Kid June 10, 2017

by Rooker156 November 3, 2003

by John1969 May 9, 2008

a phrase where you would like to use a more explicit word, yet for whatever reason, you feel it is not the situation, it is against your religion, or you are just making a vain attempt to be funny, where you then realize you cannot, because the only person who can use this phrase to make you laugh is Connor Morgan!
by C-Mor May 13, 2005

A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.
Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"
Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"
Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"
by mockyeah October 28, 2009

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.
think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.
by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007
