Code word for lads to
use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your
girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your
girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.
Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian
kiss.