funk belly

The smell of an obese persons sweatpants or belly midsummer that hasn't had the folds or buttoned serviced"

Did you smell the guy at Walmart with stretchy jeans riding his Raskal.....that was definitely some world class funk belly!

by ranoverray May 13, 2015

foster funk

When the smell of a fart lingers in a room to create an air freshener like aroma that smells of pig poop that has been basking in the sun all day

Squirt: hey what's that smell?
Steve: you know that Foster Funk.
Squirt: Josh hasn't been in here for a good hour!?!?
Steve: Exactly his foster funk is strong

by steviesupreme November 4, 2014

d-funk

Really cool person, a man with infinate tallent, and a head the size of a basketball

Wow, yousa so chill D-Funk, Holla w00t, motha fucka

by Rooker156 November 3, 2003

Fake the Funk

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.

I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.

by John1969 May 9, 2008

what the funk!

a phrase where you would like to use a more explicit word, yet for whatever reason, you feel it is not the situation, it is against your religion, or you are just making a vain attempt to be funny, where you then realize you cannot, because the only person who can use this phrase to make you laugh is Connor Morgan!

I got a 3 on my math test ?!!
What the Funk!

by C-Mor May 13, 2005

Funk and Wagnalls

A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.

Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"

Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"

by mockyeah October 28, 2009

Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.

think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.

by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007