December 2nd

National hit your crush in the balls day

Girl: *hits guys balls*
Guy:bro why you do that

Girl: it’s December 2nd

by ButtfUckmaggIe November 20, 2021

November 2nd

National speed day… drop in class, in the street, and at home! Show off your skills to everyone 😉- J4IC3

Hey it’s November 2nd… national speed day, let’s do the speed in front of the teacher 😁

by J4IC3 November 1, 2021

May 2nd

May 2nd is “do everything your girlfriend says” day. All boyfriends MUST attemd.

“It’s May 2nd! You know what that means!”

by 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ April 29, 2022

December 2nd

If you have not heard the news, we are all skipping school on December 2nd. We are going to make it an official No School Day. Spread the news. 🙂🙃

Girl 1: Have you heard we are not going to school on December 2nd?
Girl 2: Oh, yeah! No school on December 2nd.
Girl 3: Why.
Girl 1: So we can make it a No School Day!
Girl 3: Ok!

by Weirdest girl ever November 14, 2019

December 2nd

Give the birthday person a kiss! NOW. I THINK THEYRE ATTRACTIVE SO KISS'EM!

guy:its my birthday(dec 2)
other person: kisses him
guy*happy his birthdays on December 2nd

by Broly.Uchiha December 11, 2021

The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

december 2nd

national MARC day 🩷💚💜💙

random: “yo, it’s december 2nd!!”
guy: “what’s december 2nd?”
random: “it’s national MARC day bro!!!”

by stanleybarbersimp May 24, 2025