bisexual

a person who can't make up their mind,l and is depressed .

How To Spot A Bisexual: they usually wear cuffed jeans and an oversized shirt/hoodie.

usually claim they are gay even though they are bi
they are valid
if you say otherwise I will eat your pancreas
they also enjoy plants and animals and spooky stuff and fall

I am bisexual. also I'm dead inside but look at my pretty flowers and my horror movie collection

by s u c c u l e n t November 10, 2019

Bisexual

WHY THE FUCKING SHIT HOLY MOTHER FUCKER IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING HOT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

I’m bisexual and this is how I feel all the time...

by Autumn_22 October 23, 2020

bisexual

a person who will be gay by the time they are 25.

every bi kid i ever knew is gay now.

by rzr April 22, 2005

bisexual

Term used to describe people who don't particularly care who gets them off, so long as it happens as often as possible.

"Sheila wasn't giving me any play, so I hooked up with Jake for the night. It's cool, I'm bi."

by Siegfried Zaga May 26, 2005

bisexual

Someone who is greedy sexually, or needs to 'play both fields' in order to succeed.

Also - many 'alternatives' claim to be bi-sexual because it is 'cool' and they seek social acceptance.

"Amy is only bisexual because she's too fugly to rely on dating guys only.'

by Malgrimace September 16, 2005

bisexual

What all women truly are, although most never acknowledge or even realize it.

What all closeted gay guys try so hard to believe they are, until the day they finally wake up and accept reality.

Linda: I really enjoy sleeping with men and women, but I can't say I'm bisexual because people say I'm just trying to be hip.

Jack: I'm not gay! I'm bisexual! You have to believe me, please!!

by Occasional visitor April 8, 2006

Bisexual

A bunch of whores who believe they are soo cool because they will fuck anything that walks. They love breaking up happy relationships because of what they want, they will get into relationships dealing with 2 partners. They will have sex with anybody who says "yes." And they mock homosexuality by saying they are just like them, while fucking guys and girls. Mainly just men who are afraid of coming out of the closet, and girls who want attention so desperatly that they will be in this club. Bisexuals often try to say that they are just as opressed as gays which is not true, seeing that almost every bisexual gets thier ass kissed, and cock sucked for saying they are.

Wow, Jane is a slut.
No, she's just bisexual.

by A Right to Be Hostile April 9, 2006