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Facebook told me

When one is informed of events via Facebook before being infomed by another.
James: Did you hear about Mike and Susan breaking up?
Kerry: Yeah, Facebook told me
by BlindRascal October 2, 2010
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Ya herb me?

It is a statement used to ask someone indirectly if they smoke marijuana.

It is also use to ask someone if they would like to smoke marijuana. This is usually said if there is a authority figure nearby.
Joe said, "Ya herb me?" Adamn replied, "Yes herb!"
by BIGBADBO$$MAN May 14, 2010
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beastie boyin' me

The act of someone else finishing your sentences.
Every time I open my mouth to say something, Tom ends up Beastie Boyin' me.
by captain spaulding February 13, 2014
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Got me a burner

When a piece of fecal matter is stuck in your buttocks and contains undigested spiciness that causes uncomfortable burning. Often occurs when peppers or jalapenos are consumed. This embarrassing condition will normally befuddle a person. Not knowing why their ass is burning, they will often return to the washroom to "wipe" again, at which point they will find out they had a piece of hot pepper, or something akin to it, stuck in their rectum. A common ailment among people who dine at Cajun restaurants. Makes driving particularly difficult.
"Man, I ate at Slow's restaurant last night and got the Gumbo. It was awesome. But I got me a burner the next day and could't walk."

"I was walking funny after the date. She just didn't know I got me a burner from the jalapeno poppers."

"I thought my hemorrhoids were bad enough. Then I got a burner."
by Angrymanatee May 19, 2014
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Fall me fat

From the spanish phrase "Me caes gordo". To dislike someone.
"Can we give my friend a ride in your car?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because she fall me fat"
by taddy westside October 30, 2013
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fuck me santa

a weird fetish that some crazy women want to a guy in a santa suit.
i put on a santa suit and my girl freind and she told me fuck me santa
by papajdogg3 December 9, 2016
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are you watching me

"Are you watching me?" "Of course not, just ask your Aunt Jackie." "How do you know my Aunt's name?" "..."
by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019
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