band aids don't fix bullet holes

When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.

MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009

National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day

The holiday that falls on March 3rd is: National Make Sweet Hot Love To The Other Person In The Hole Day

“You’re looking forward to March 3rd. Which is Fuckberg’s National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day.”

by BitchyDevon June 26, 2022

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

'Wikipedia rabbit hole'

A topical progression that leads into infinite topical regress which begins with an inquiry into factual content about one specific topic that leads into factual content about multiple related sub-topics, sub-sub-topics, and ad infinitum sub-sub-topics.

"I googled 'Roald Amundsen' and knew I'd gone down a 'Wikipedia rabbit hole' when I ended up reading the lyrics to the 'Star Spangled Banner'."

by gDog71 June 8, 2021

mink hole

noun: a place where one can find an endless plethora of wine and fireball
noun: a place where one is encouraged to drink a glass of wine every night
noun: a place where shambles often occur
noun: a place of many adventures
noun: a place where caving to peer pressure is common

I was bored one day so I decided to visit the mink hole

by mean girl of the mink hole September 19, 2013

Booty hole

A hole between your thick buns 🍑 🕳 and when you fart 💨 ughhhhh it feels like poop coming out of you. Especially when you shart

I just pooped out of my booty hole because it was penetrating to hard I just wanted to ughhhh 🍑 🕳 💩

by Prestyn August 21, 2022