Monkey piece

Dick penis cock

Lloyd has a monkey piece that drives all the bitches crazy !
You should have seen dude's monky piece !

by Tha ROOSTER March 10, 2019

Cunt-Monkey

1. An adjective to describe an extreme douche bag
2. A monkey that looks like a vagina

(2 dudes arguing)
Dude 1: You're a piece of shit!
Dude 2: Well you're a cunt-monkey!

by DuckyDuckDuck December 5, 2017

peanut monkey

the best person to ever be on the planet

as a nick name - you are a peanut monkey

by peanut monkeys July 4, 2021

monkey rich

Used to describe someone who has AIDS/ is HIV positive.

That bitch has AIDS, that’s a monkey rich hoe!

by the special sock April 16, 2020

grease-monkey

most dirtiest, greasiet, smelliest person you know

rachel is such a grease-monkey

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

Minge monkey

Typically a man who's always chasing after women

Blimey, Tony is a right idiot! When will he ever stop chasing that minge? The saft minge monkey!

by Scrange_Matress June 13, 2016

Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them

I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts

by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021