B'in my Bs

an abbreviation of the term "bustin my balls."
similar to: grinding my gears, busting my chops, etc.
also much more widely usable in public, and around formal guests. Most appropriately used when someone is "telling you their life story" or any other completely unnecessary information that is annoying and/or unneeded.

Marsh: "I love this band."
Luke: "Did you know that the lead singer was once addicted to basket weaving? When he was 13...
Marsh: "Dude. Luke. you're B'in my Bs bro"

by dan_gar August 18, 2008

buttle my penis

A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.

"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"

by Cobread May 5, 2016

Shit in my mouth

A phrase used to express disappointment or frustration.

"You hear Carrie Fisher died?"
"Yeah fam really sucks"
"You hear her mom died too?"
"If you're gonna keep bumming me out you may as well shit in my mouth!"

by Mouth filled with shit January 27, 2017

pecking my head

British slang - verb phrase.
To irritate.

You're really pecking my head.

by aj phythian January 17, 2004

S my D

Abbv. for "Suck my dick"

Wow, seriously, you can S my D.

by MoStang June 27, 2007

lick my sack

what you say to someone when you're fresh out of clever retorts. (also, lick me sack)

some smart guy: "In my opinion your mother is a whore."
you: "Lick my sack."

by kyle marx April 15, 2003

on my 14 carats

"On my 14 carats" is an expression used to indicate when a female is ovulating (most fertile and likely to conceive), which most commonly and predictably occurs on the 14th day of the 28-day menstrual cycle. The expression can be used either in flirtatious seduction or as a warning that birth control should be considered to prevent pregnancy. The expression went viral when Selena Gomez used the expression "I'm on my 14 carats. . ." in the very first line of her seductive song "Good for You," the video for which clearly shows her writhing in the throngs of umcontollable ovulation.

I'm so wet and horny for you right now; I think I'm on my 14 carats.

You better use a condom, because I'm on my 14 carats right now, and I really don't want another baby.

by Stanimal November 6, 2015