Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.
by jimmehjam December 2, 2023
Get the Jamesmug. cracked at video games.
person 1: yo, this guy is amazing
person 2: he is definetely a james
person 3: he also fucking killed me in fortnite
person 1: yo, this guy is amazing
person 2: he is definetely a james
person 3: he also fucking killed me in fortnite
James ate your grandma
by Fishisfuckinggoodchips November 20, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. Jame hut is the center of all creations. It is the hut of Jame(the one holy god and savior)legend has it that Jame Hut was simply willed into existence by the universe it’s self. The one who destroys Jame hut will either be deemed worthy and be come the next Ryan Bennett or will suffer a slow painful death deep in the mines of Mt.Bobert.
by Humongous Wang May 8, 2019
Get the Jame Hutmug. The coolest cookie in box one of the most genuine people you’ll ever meet. Hes super kind and loves to listen don’t take him for granted. Ladies if you meet a jaren james don’t let him go you’ll regret it.
by Not jaren December 31, 2020
Get the Jaren jamesmug. James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.
Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.
Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.
Person 1: Mate my life's a mess
Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James
Person 1: Woah, have you farted?
Person 2: Nah, James just walked in
Mom: Tidy your room!
Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄
Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James
Person 1: Woah, have you farted?
Person 2: Nah, James just walked in
Mom: Tidy your room!
Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄
by Owen447 January 27, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. a lying, cheating, narcissistic, abusive, manipulative cunt who is also a sociopath. stay away at all costs.
by pussydough January 28, 2023
Get the Jamesmug. When getting a blowjob the person uses a little bit of teeth to graze the shaft so you know there is a little bit of danger.
She used the slightest amount of teeth to James Bonding me. I felt danger and pleasure at the same time!
by too infinity and beyond June 11, 2019
Get the James Bondingmug.