GOD CHURCH

A word that was first publicly revealed by Jake Paul in his MV " It's Everyday Bro". This guy needs to revew his grammar and his english vocabulary, because it doesn't mean shit. I guess he is just "begging for attention".
And I just dropped some new merch, and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH.
by kassoucv July 07, 2017
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god church

Something that cancerous youtuber, Jake Paul says.
Jake paul: i just drop off some new merch, and is selling like a god church
me: fuck off
by santa is not real December 26, 2017
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God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.
I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.
by Intellegent Professor June 05, 2017
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god church

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer
“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church
by NinjaStreamz April 18, 2018
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Kik god

“Hey do you know Blanca?”

Yes, who doesn’t? She’s the kik god.”
by kikgoddess December 27, 2017
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bearded god

A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants
Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god
by lordsnoww March 06, 2015
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Nigerian God

A man, particularly black who has ascended above obama prism {almost impossible}. Also, has met shrek in real life. Has fought shaggy in a duel. And has defeated thanos with a spoon.
Bro, did you hear about that Nigerian God thats coming to town?
by THOTIEM March 27, 2020
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