by Beanboi123 March 12, 2019
by spazzaa April 11, 2016
by Jeans beans February 5, 2021
Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.
by Epicman73 September 12, 2023
One of Nazi Germany's flawed projects. A very sad excuse for a human being who regularly posts infamous train animations and constantly complains about his YouTube revenue, which is what caused his subscriber count to grow and drop while being on the same first three subscriber count digits for months, which happened not once, not twice, but three times. He is an immature, contentious douchebag who engages in bullying innocents just because of very minor inconveniences, especially in 2020 when he used sock puppet accounts. Once he wrote an apology post, he faked it, which resulted in it dying pretty quickly. Even if he really did apologize, I would not want to accept it, knowing he'll fuck up again. Not even the absolute worst people would trust him. Not enough words? In February 4th 2022, his most controversial drawing was born. He wanted to make a "gift" for his so-called "girlfriend", but the "gift" was just a sexualized version of one of her OCs! What's even worse is that the girl in the drawing was barely 18 and she is also half-animal. He was begging and crying like a baby just to get to talk to her again. It's very fucking clear why she blocked you, Ender Bitch TV. He was racist, especially to black people, Indonesians and Russians. I did not make any of this up! I'm 100% honest! I'm glad that shit nugget quit YouTube and it's been more than one and a half months since he didn't post anything. Will he change or continue with the chaos?
Dave: What YouTuber have you binge-watched recently?
John: Ender Bean TV, of course! He makes the best animations known to man
Dave: What drugs were you taking?
John: Ender Bean TV, of course! He makes the best animations known to man
Dave: What drugs were you taking?
by ThatTrainAnimationH8er September 22, 2023
Chase Williams cant handle the bean
by Noc laflame April 1, 2019