power bar blues

(noun)
--A common term used by athletes. When one eats a power protein bar, which causes them to crap alot.

"Hey man, how was the game?"

"Well we won, but afterwards I had the power bar blues."

"Ouch."

by LAINE. October 15, 2008

blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.

"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"

by jdrummerb December 13, 2014

big blue jay

A man who cries himself to sleep when his mom forgets to cut the crust off of his turkey sandwich

"Randy is still crying?? Wow, what a big blue jay.."

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

Blue Collar Ballerinas

A common sub-species of stripper, native to parts with high unemployment rates and trailer parks. Usually the worst kind of stripper.

"Hey man, want to Beavers?"
"Fuck no, that place is filled with blue collar ballerinas!"

by cat_master1985 August 10, 2015

Fancy Blue Pants

a white Spanish man who can solve a rubik's cube and plays with blocks

you know fancy blue pants OMG i wish i could be him #DREAM

by Kyle urban August 23, 2016

Blue Flannel Girl

A mythical goddess among students at Georgia Gwinnett College.

Someone told me they saw Blue Flannel Girl earlier at panda but i'm pretty sure that was a hoax.

by baxxflaw October 21, 2015