The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.

Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

by Proxy November 15, 2016

.9.God Is Good For Nothing Of Your Life.9.

.9.God Is Good For Nothing Of Your Life.9.

.9.God Is Good For Nothing Of Your Life.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 20, 2025

sams god of war ps4

a boy called sam that really wants a special edition god of war playstation 4 with a controller.

yo i think hes sams god of war ps4

by Josh0786 May 30, 2018

splash god

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K

Swish! Another one! I'm the splash god, boy.

by coloncrock June 5, 2016

God

God is a loving Father and friend. He wants the best for you and me. God is love and He loves us unconditionally. If you want to be saved and enter a kingdom of paradise when you die, reach out to God and create a relationship with Him.

y/n - "Dear God, I love You and I thank You for all that You do for me. Please make my heart Your home and help me be a light unto this world."
God - "I love you, my good and faithful child."

by Godisalpha April 18, 2022

God

in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.

We love God!!!!

by ):(: July 3, 2022

Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018