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rational blue balls

The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)
John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".

Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?

John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!

Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
by weyus May 7, 2020
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blue rocket donkey

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off
The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.
by wankiiit May 29, 2012
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kelly blue balled

When a seller overvalues their vehicle in comparison to Kelly Blue Book
James Kelly Blue Balled me when he priced his car $5,000 above market value.
by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020
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blue veined cigar

Marvin loves to smoke that blue veined cigar
by Johnjimo October 9, 2016
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Fancy Blue Pants

a white Spanish man who can solve a rubik's cube and plays with blocks
you know fancy blue pants OMG i wish i could be him #DREAM
by Kyle urban August 23, 2016
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Blue Banana Car

BBC: Blue Banana Car, Blue Banana Car, BLUE!!! BANANA!!! CAR!!! *Car Crashes, FUCK THIS SONG I'M NEVER SINGING THIS FUCKING SHIT ASS SONG!!!
Remember That Time When You Found That Video About Blue Banana Cars You Found On A Kids Game
by AcedBits September 22, 2021
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Blue Line Butthurt

When you're so used to taking it up the ass from your oppressors involuntarily any suggestion that they might not be good for you or for society at large makes you start screeching and looking for a jackboot to lick.
"Bro, did you see that bootlicker get all blue line butthurt?"
by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020
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