john sevi

the dumbest boy you’ll ever meet, thicc, retarded, a bitch, a snack

masha and tia: yo that guy is such a john sevi
dunne: DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAG LIKE THAT

by faggot6942069 November 16, 2019

John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She has a John gonzales milkshake

by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019

John

A rich selfish bum that Pretends to be friends but is very rude, luvs flexing small not tall, and very incredibly annoying and sensitive at time he will try bash you but he’s to weak to drop, he cry’s if you say John cena to his face but that’s dead now

John is a gayass bastard that love girls

by 1273RockFellerStreet February 26, 2019

traphouse john

The gentleman that lady pimp sends out from the Traphouse to bang the other hoes

Yep it’s joe thats the traphouse john these days he is quite good I hear

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 1, 2019

otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him

he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john

by john245boss March 1, 2019

John Doe

John doe is a series of pictures that are a inside joke between Kasey, Gavin, and Jullee

I am going to have to send a john doe!

by Jules Doe March 15, 2019

John lafkas

He’s a fuckboy, and a sevie slayer who tends to get into others feelings, yet no one likes fat Greek people. He thinks he’s popular, and has friends. He is very nosy, and has no penis. Plus, probably will get punched in the face when he is older.

Why is John lafkas such a sevie slayer?

by Rjdiendidneidn March 17, 2019