Butter Tard

a fool who smells bad and has butter pits frome ating too many butter tarts. Usually can't spell and makes lots of typos due to the fact their fat fingers are coated in butter tart.

This butter tard ate all my butter tards.

by mrpeepeplace October 09, 2023

Fag-butter

Cream Cheese

That Fag-butter on this bagel tastes amazing!

by Ughbullshite August 24, 2020

Dick butter

This is something usually a apple sauce lube for kinky times

Man Brandon sure loves his dick butter

by The Waffle bun December 25, 2018

Dick butter

When your fucking a girl and she’s so wet there’s a creamy white fluid in her vagina mixed with precum all that residue left on your dick is dick butter

Mehn after fucking Amy my penis was covered with dick butter

by Lord ABS February 05, 2018

Douche Butter

A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.

Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter

by averagegrandma October 09, 2014

butter kettle

Soft pussy

Yh dude she's got a proper butter kettle

by Gwbsbsha January 03, 2018

vaccuum butter

Butter that has absorbed all of its surrounding condoments on the piece of toast

"Hey man.... Can you passe some of that good a** jelly infused vaccuum butter."

by It's ja boi May 31, 2017