James

He will break your heart especially if his last name starts with an H and ends with an A and it has “hulk” in it and ends with “Ema”

Girl (me): “I like you so much and you never cared about me. Why couldn’t you just tell me when you found out?”
JAMES: “because I’m a donkey whole and no one likes you”.

by _aaaaaavaiscool June 4, 2022

James Yang

not only is this man the purple wiggle, but he’s just a god among men. his hair alone is a national treasure, his biceps sculpted by the gods and his hair? brad mondo could never. sexy, cool and wifey material. also has a cult.

“hey is that guy james yang?”
“no that’s just brad pitt”

by Lolslsksks June 5, 2022

James

He has a mega penis and all the girls love him. He has such dreamy eyes, mega muscles and is incredibly sexy. Any girl has a crush on him. He is also extremely intelligent.

person 1: omg i need a man

person 2: get a james we all need a james

by loldude420 December 6, 2021

James

James, the Christian

Need I say more.

Guy 1: You see that guy over there?
Guy 2: Who? James?
Guy 1: Yea, James, he's a total Christian

by BONJOURFAG December 7, 2021

James

A short little stick with hay for hair

Hey that guy looks like such a James, hay on his head, and hes short?! Hes a James

by David Ser December 9, 2021

James

Being an "ASSHOLE" Taking his frustration out on the human population.

As soon as he woke up this morning he was being a "James" .

by Layla Mildner December 12, 2021

James Curtain

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He is smart, caring, an excellent soul mate and an amazing all around dude. James Curtain is also studying a degree that is kinda hard to get into but he doesn't talk about it often because he is so humble as well. James also likes star wars and lego and you should definitely go hang out with him.

Person 1: Man that James Curtain sure is a great dude
Person 2: Yeah he helped me with x
Person 1: Of course he did, he always helps out with x

by Stevemcjamieson December 17, 2021