When bros are your hoes

When bros are on the same mental level it’s scary

John: I was watching monsters inc university and osma kappa
Mark: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

John: when bros are your hoes...

by Kpetee71 July 16, 2019

Fake Two Face Hoes

When their supposed to be your friend and they turn out to be one of them fake hoes.And then you expose they ass for being fake as fuck.

Like I don’t need you fake two face hoes in my life.

by Bootycheekintheocean June 12, 2019

there u go dumbass hoe

The ultimate way to get rid of a thot that isn't your waifu. Only the people who have transcended can use this words.

Clara: *acts like a thot towards Rob*
Rob: *opens the door* There u go dumbass hoe.
Clara: *implodes*

by PussyMagnet69Licke4r April 16, 2018

my cracker jack hoe

A best friend that is more than a friend but less than a partner in a way. There always here when you need them an will do sexual favours when needed an/or wanted

Yea thats My Cracker Jack hoe an I'm glad I have them

by Broken hearted lover May 1, 2018

im finna wip this hoe

A slang for diving fast and pimps

hey bro im finna wip this hoe lets go

by kason dadyy December 6, 2022

uber eats ass hoe

An uber eats ass hoe is a female who makes a man pay for her uber in order to eat sum dick up

him: come eat dis mf
her: u gon pay for my uber
*otp w his hb*
him: this bitch a uber eats ass hoe

by lyricckkk August 2, 2023

hoe bag numero uno

The number one slut with no self respect.

Whose that hoe bag numero uno?!!! What a slut.

by nikki wikki! June 29, 2006