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Swan

1. (noun) Slang term describing a complicated situation in a professional setting, where there is an uncountable amount of bullshit coming one's way (usually served in a silver platter as a disguise). "Swan" is a term generally used by the receiver to discretely complain about the disguised bullshit that is being at play in the office.

2. (noun) Slang term for something/someone unattractive but somehow became very attractive on the outside, but still ugly inside.

3. (continuous verb) swanning -
When a person (usually a boss) is feeding you an uncountable amount bullshit and pretending to be nice.

4. (noun) swan lake -
When a team of people using swan tactics to cycle bullshit around, becoming a show of disguised pretty bullshit dancing around.
Supervisor to You: You've been working late lately, so hardworking and doing such a good job. If you can, why don't you finish these as well before you go? It would be a great help, thanks.
You: Okay.
Supervisor to Boss: He/she is very inefficient, always have to stay late to finish, if he/she listens it wouldn't be so much time waste. Time is money.
You: (WTF!) So much SWAN!!!
by Truth_Hurts_Son December 15, 2020
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SWAN

SWAN is short for a Swole Warrior of American Ninjas and is sometimes referred to as a "Swole Daddy Swan."
by comma_can_see_you April 6, 2021
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Broken swan

Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children
Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it

will destroy my ingenuity.
by Casiopea April 19, 2019
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Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”
Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
by Detergent man January 5, 2022
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feed the swan

A dance move based off the gesture of feeding a swan.

A sex position in which the man is feed his d to the swan( girl).
Heyy come over here and lemme show you how to feed the swan.
by Hugh G.. Rection April 13, 2021
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Swans

a shitty experimental rock band band that hipsters pretend to like to be different from people with a normal taste in music
you like swans? no you don't, you just pretend to like them to be "different"
by oet___ October 14, 2018
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E/S Mad Swan Bloods (MSB)

Also known as Byrd Gang (VSOP), one of the most active Blood sets on the East Side. Main cliques: 77th, 79th, 80th, and 84th. Allied with IFGB & CPFGB. Longstanding beefs with ECC, 73GC (an eastside gang), and 73HC (also an eastside gang) — some of the deadliest in L.A. history.
“Aye blood, them E/S Mad Swan Bloods (MSB) don’t play on bloods! — if it’s up, it’s stuck.”—LA locals
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025
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