1. (noun) Slang term describing a complicated situation in a professional setting, where there is an uncountable amount of bullshit coming one's way (usually served in a silver platter as a disguise). "Swan" is a term generally used by the receiver to discretely complain about the disguised bullshit that is being at play in the office.
2. (noun) Slang term for something/someone unattractive but somehow became very attractive on the outside, but still ugly inside.
3. (continuous verb) swanning -
When a person (usually a boss) is feeding you an uncountable amount bullshit and pretending to be nice.
4. (noun) swan lake -
When a team of people using swan tactics to cycle bullshit around, becoming a show of disguised pretty bullshit dancing around.
2. (noun) Slang term for something/someone unattractive but somehow became very attractive on the outside, but still ugly inside.
3. (continuous verb) swanning -
When a person (usually a boss) is feeding you an uncountable amount bullshit and pretending to be nice.
4. (noun) swan lake -
When a team of people using swan tactics to cycle bullshit around, becoming a show of disguised pretty bullshit dancing around.
Supervisor to You: You've been working late lately, so hardworking and doing such a good job. If you can, why don't you finish these as well before you go? It would be a great help, thanks.
You: Okay.
Supervisor to Boss: He/she is very inefficient, always have to stay late to finish, if he/she listens it wouldn't be so much time waste. Time is money.
You: (WTF!) So much SWAN!!!
You: Okay.
Supervisor to Boss: He/she is very inefficient, always have to stay late to finish, if he/she listens it wouldn't be so much time waste. Time is money.
You: (WTF!) So much SWAN!!!
by Truth_Hurts_Son December 15, 2020
Get the Swanmug. SWAN is short for a Swole Warrior of American Ninjas and is sometimes referred to as a "Swole Daddy Swan."
by comma_can_see_you April 6, 2021
Get the SWANmug. Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children
Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it
will destroy my ingenuity.
will destroy my ingenuity.
by Casiopea April 19, 2019
Get the Broken swanmug. When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”
Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
by Detergent man January 5, 2022
Get the Christopher Swanmug. A dance move based off the gesture of feeding a swan.
A sex position in which the man is feed his d to the swan( girl).
A sex position in which the man is feed his d to the swan( girl).
by Hugh G.. Rection April 13, 2021
Get the feed the swanmug. a shitty experimental rock band band that hipsters pretend to like to be different from people with a normal taste in music
by oet___ October 14, 2018
Get the Swansmug. Also known as Byrd Gang (VSOP), one of the most active Blood sets on the East Side. Main cliques: 77th, 79th, 80th, and 84th. Allied with IFGB & CPFGB. Longstanding beefs with ECC, 73GC (an eastside gang), and 73HC (also an eastside gang) — some of the deadliest in L.A. history.
“Aye blood, them E/S Mad Swan Bloods (MSB) don’t play on bloods! — if it’s up, it’s stuck.”—LA locals
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025
Get the E/S Mad Swan Bloods (MSB)mug.