Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....

Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan

by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018

Swan

An animal dumbass...What did you seriously expect?
(also swan likes cock)
(scaramouches cock)

commonly seen naked in the park (best to make sure your kids avoid swan)

by sex with cups 3000 November 28, 2021

Swanned

To be ignored so hard that you begin to doubt your own existence.

No matter how hard Jane tried to get close to the guys, she just kept getting swanned. The neck on her.

by Alex67584 April 24, 2023

Swanning

The act of exhibiting behaviors primarily seen in Swans

Seven Swans-a-Swanning
"Twelve days of Christmas"

by Swanwhisperer December 17, 2024

Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”

Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”

by Detergent man January 5, 2022

Black Swan

A masterpiece of a song that tells you about the sufferings of a artist who fears losing their passion, a song by the biggest group in the world, BTS.

Me: Black swan soty idc idc
Someone: as it should be

by ugharch1 March 7, 2021

Swan

A hater.
Someone who hates on others.

Anyone who is more worried about other persons actions than their own.
A man or woman who stares at you while judging you.
"What are you looking at swan?" Adam Sandler in Billy Madison.

Mind your own business swan.
What are you looking at swan?

by Lee Lee B January 20, 2018