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Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.
Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!
by spunkjordan November 4, 2021
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Stumped

A term used to describe an establishment that is empty or dead.

Alternatively, a term to describe someone unattractive or undesirable.
“Let’s get out of here, this place is stumped”

“Did you go home with her last night?”
“Nah bro, she was stumped”
by Partchfield May 30, 2022
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stump nuts

Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.
Stump Nuts: Anyone named Josh
by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015
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Stumping

When a person sits on a stump
by Gamberman August 28, 2023
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eat your stump

I'll eat your stump of your teeth haven't been all over it
by Curse of Yig June 24, 2017
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Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm
The stump is so small
by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020
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Stumped

1) A highly intense sexual session of deep, relentless, hardcore pounding by an aggressive, dominant guy that overwhelms the body and mind with involuntary orgasms, leaving you disoriented and unable to function from pure sensory overload.

2) Being so wrecked by a D you can’t think or move.
After smashing ole boi last night, he was dying laughing ‘cause his stroke game had me chopped — I was laid out, totally stumped, rebooting my overloaded systems.
by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025
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