Lanced

1) a cyclist who is high or about to get high off marijuana.

2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.

3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.

4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.

- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.
1) yo, im about to go hit some LANCE.

2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.

3)where the LANCE at?

4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.

5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.
by Obviousisme February 3, 2014
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lance main

Lance mains in Brawlhalla have small dick energy and are faggots that practice in Faggotry and Faggotronics.
Is Joe a Lance main? Ew get away from him.
by beastmqn October 26, 2019
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Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro
Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one
by Balakay12 November 8, 2019
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Lance

"Youre such a Lance"
by InkyBlinkyz February 19, 2018
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Laurel Lance stans

Ex Arrow fans who tend to pretend that laurel lance is the best depiction of the black canary. They are Katie Cassidy fans disguised as Dinah Lance/Black Canary fans. They tend to attack in group's and make fun of anyone and anything, if you are the way of them they will call you names. For example you were an drug addict and had an argument with them, they would probably call you 'druggy' etc. They do not see that they are what the despise.
Person: Laurel Lance stans are worse than the Olicity robots.
by 52882139 September 10, 2017
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urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.
"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."
by AGreenSmudge December 15, 2021
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