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Mall Hispanic

Usually just a loud, annoying, too outgoing, and sociopath Hispanic male

Commonly either seen with a black thrasher magazine flame hoodie, ripped light blue jeans, black vans or white airforces, a chain, and some fucked up curly hair.

They are usually with a large friend group filled with other Hispanics.

Probably listens to: XXXTentacion, Lil Peep, Cuco, Lil Yatchy, Dababy, Tame Impala ect. (you know what music taste)

Probably has a basic thick Latina girl most likely with the same personality and music traits accept shes aggresively annoying and leads other boys on, and shes most likely very freaky and sexual.

They commonly claim to be good at skating and are mostly found around Zumiez, and Vans stores in the mall
but never buys a board, nor tries to actually learn how to skate. In other words a POSER.

Has airpods, and a Iphone 6s.

Usually carrys a JBL Speaker around

Names are either, Anthony or Alex or something along that

Says "yuh, yur, ight, alr, dope, bet"

Says Nigga alot, but doesn't have a single strain of black in him.

Commonly always posts black friends/mentions black friends for some reason cause he thinks it makes him cool

Maybe has a ASS soundcloud, depends on the type you meet.
Oh look, its another Mall Hispanic

Ugh, Mall Hispanics so damn annoying.
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"aight"
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