Urban Dictionary flirting

A really corny flirting method when someone write's their crush/partner's name on urban dictionary and filling the definition with really sweet and kind words thinking that their significant other will actually see that shit (spoiler alert: they won't)

person: "says here fred is an amazing sweet kind caring person who is the best boy ever i love him so much"
other person: "the dude who wrote that must be urban dictionary flirting"

by PuffPlayer August 7, 2025

Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.

I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.Swag.

by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025

Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.

I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.

by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025

Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.

I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.

by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025

suicidal flirting

When two people that want to off themselves hit on each other in a suicidal tone.

Random person 1: Hey me and this chick have been suicidal flirting
Random person 2: oh shit lemme see

Messages:
“Dont kys you are too beautiful to die ❤️”
“Awww, i dont want to to die either”

by Misery__ January 31, 2025

Job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024

job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024