Slipper-Diving

When your pet dog or cat jams their nose in your footwear to inhale your foot-musk.

MAN: What is the dog doing with my slipper?
WOMAN: She's rolling around in your foot stench.
MAN: Oh, she is Slipper-Diving.

by phillyofclayton April 10, 2011

Dumbo Diving

The act eating out a female with an elephant-ear vagina (A.K.A. Muff Diving).

Guy: So how was your night with Megan?

2nd guy: You don't wanna know..

Guy: What happened!?

2nd Guy: Well, I ended up Dumbo Diving her right on the sofa. I was scared and wet and just wanted to go home!

by lilac meadows October 27, 2011

demon diving

the act of opening your Italian sandwich, seeking out and removing the obnoxiously large and extremely unenjoyable peppercorns so as not to burn your mouth and ruin your lunch by eating one of those mothers

demon

"I'm going demon diving before I eat this Italian sandwich, last time I burned my whole frigging mouth on one of those mothers."

by YobiYo October 30, 2011

Hamper Diving

Sorting through the dirty clothes basket when you do not own a single clean shirt or pair of pants. This act is usually executed when one is too lazy to wash and fold clothes. College men and women can become victim to hamper diving. Similar to dumpster diving.

Jimmy: Dude, last night I didn't have a clean wife-beater so I went hamper diving for one.

John: Seriously, wash your fucking clothes.

by xxandroid November 7, 2012

cry-driving

To weep; shed tears, with or without sound; while operating and guiding the movement of a vehicle or animal.

While stopped at the lights, I noticed him cry-driving while listening to "Somebody" by Depech Mode.

by cjahan July 12, 2012

GPS Driving

Using your GPS device to drive around traffic jams usually through less travelled neighborhoods that have thru streets.

I had to do some GPS driving to get home on time due to the snowstorm that backed up my normal route home".

by Shottscore February 6, 2014

buffalo diving

Its like when a guy motor boats a womens breast but this is when a girl does the same action to a mans balls.

When a women blows raspberries on a mans balls this is called buffalo diving

by Marston24 December 13, 2013