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alley ooper

A male or female who is willing to give you opportunities to interact with their friends in either a friendly or sexual manner with no hassle, cock block, or problem.
My sister is a real alley ooper. I cracked her friend last night after the party was over
by MarkDizzle4802 May 19, 2024
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Alley Special

The act of sticking both your nuts in each of the top finger holes of a bowling ball, whilst your dick penetrates the thumb hole; and then nutting on the ball so that the nut acts as an extra lubricant for pinpoint precision.
“Sir, please don’t stick your cock in our bowling ball there are children here.”

“Hey man, i’m just giving it the ol’ Alley Special!”

“Oh shit my bad dawg, yeah go for it.”
by Dee-Dee Biafra January 1, 2019
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