pick a dilly

Pick-a-dilly is not only a London Underground train line, it is also a very important choice to be made in every man’s life
Hey man! Pick a dilly already!

Jamet, you need to pick a dilly.
by Lemonadia May 29, 2018
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dilly doof

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.
Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.
by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021
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dilly

dillon.

aka dilly bird
he’s a dilly pickle

he is super skinny and hot.
i love the dilly
OMG IS THAT DILLY?!”
“HES SO HOT YAY
by dillons lover 😊 October 19, 2019
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Crystal dilly

A crystal dildo. Could be used depending on what type of crystal is it.
Person 1: Yo I just bought a crystal dilly! It's amethyst too!!
Person 2: What the fuck?
by vqmett February 24, 2023
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Dilly Daffled

The term dilly daffled is to be used when your in a moment of complete confusion and utter shock.
John was dilly daffled when he saw the bitches at the bar start lezzing out

lora was dilly daffled when she saw her bestfriend violently fucking her man
by ModernDayDavinci January 05, 2024
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Dilly Whopper

How your one friend described his mom's 14 inch veiny white dildo.
One time I had found my mom's dildo in her drawer, and it was a damn 14 inch Dilly Whopper!!
by Bananahandsohio July 17, 2022
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Dilly Wanked

Long story short... You’re Fucked. Something (or someone) so fucked up, it is beyond repair.

Similar to being fucked over...HARDCORE.
Can be used as both a Noun and/or a Verb
Example( Dilly Wank, Dilly Wanker, Dilly Wanked, Dilly Wanking)
“Dammit Anthony, you’re dilly wanking me!”
“That Seth is a Dilly Wanking Bastard”
After a long day Kris looks to his wife after she asked how his day was “Honey, my day was Dilly Wanked from begging to end”
by GBR3710 February 28, 2019
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