Percy

The dominant name, obviously.

You should name your child Percy, It's clearly the dominant name.

by IzzyTheNonAddictedFnafFan August 2, 2018

Punishing Percy in your Palm

Yet another metaphore for male masturbation.

"Man, I was punishing Percy all night long last night"

by skinanbones08 March 8, 2005

five-percenter

the 5% are those with knowledge of self (the unignorant) who try to educate the ignorant 85%
while there is also the 10%, who have some knowledge of self, but use it to exploit the 85%

"yo son, let's go hustle that nigga"
"naw son, i ain't no 10 percenter, lets go educate that nigga"
"aw shit, you ain't nothin but a 5 percenter"

by theillgod April 25, 2005

Reversy Percy

A truly sickening sexual deviation. It involves the male partner tucking his erect member between his thighs and trapping it there, poking out backwards like a straightened out pig's tail.

That girl last night was so dirty she let me pull a reversy Percy on her!

by Big Pimp Daddy March 16, 2010

Percussionist

The professional asshole of the band. Cymbals, the grunts if the section, are responsible for getting the higher caliber percussionists' stands and music. Snares, the drive of the section, hit each others sticks out of their hands, turns off one anothers' snares, and blames the cymbals for mistakes. Likes hitting rimshots as loud as possible even when not appropriate. Quints or Quads, have the biggest egos of the section and tend to boss everyone around. Also Bass Drums. Who really just serve as targets for the Snares or the Quints' sticks.

Percussionists-Snare: Cymbals! Stop fucking around and get back on beat!
Quints: We are so great that we dont even need a director. All other instruments are inferior.
Cymbals: Pancakes!
Bass: STOP HITTING MY DRUM

by Drumlover May 20, 2016

percy

Drug dealers term describing their 'personal' weed that they don't want to sell to you.

'This is my percy - sorry mate.'

by Milo Johnson December 13, 2002

Ten Percent Rule

You must be 10% smarter than the equipment you are trying to operate.

Person #1: "Will you call maintenance and get the key? I've been pushing on this door for 5 minutes, and it is definitely locked!"
Person #2: Pulls door open and walks through, saying "Ten percent rule."

by MadScientist404 July 15, 2010